Irish Sugar Test.........

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  • lagerland
    V.I.P. Member
    • Sep 2010
    • 6031

    #1

    Irish Sugar Test.........

    One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.

    He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please?"

    The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.

    "Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.

    "No, not at all." says the chemist.

    "Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."........................
    I know you believe you understand what you think i said



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  • hypersonic
    Banned
    • Dec 2008
    • 254

    #2
    Is that the same pharmacy where Paddy, not keen on condoms, asked the chemist for some morning after pills for men !!

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    • betrescudan
      Banned
      • Oct 2012
      • 1964

      #3
      hey guys...who know what collor has the viagra inside ?

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      • darrenhyland
        DK Veteran
        • Aug 2010
        • 1124

        #4
        Originally posted by lagerland
        One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.

        He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please?"

        The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.

        "Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.

        "No, not at all." says the chemist.

        "Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."........................
        #reckon the chemist must have been inglish............who else would drink piss?
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