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  • M T Glass
    DK Veteran
    • Jul 2013
    • 733

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    Widow

    Three Aussie guys, Gazza, Bazza and Wozza, were working on a high-rise building in Woolloomooloo. Unfortunately, Gazza falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly.As the ambulance takes the body away, Bazza says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.' Wozza says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer. Bazza says, 'Where did you get that, Wozza?' 'Gazza's wife gave it to me.'Bazza continues, 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?''Well not exactly,' Wozza said. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Gazza's widow".' She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Beer you are.'
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