Bowling Arm.......................
A lawn bowler was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him and says,
"I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm !"
"Oh God no !" cries the man "My bowling is over! Please Doc, what's the good news ?
Doc "The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm. I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant."
"Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play bowls again."
The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the local bowls green when he bumped into the surgeon.
"Good day mate, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.
"Just great," says the man. "I'm playing the best bowls of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my draw bowls have really improved."
"That's great," said the surgeon.
"Not only that," continued the bowler, "My handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in water colours."
"Unbelievable !" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects ?"
"Well, just one problem," said the bowler "Every time I get an erection, I also get a headache."...............................
"I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm !"
"Oh God no !" cries the man "My bowling is over! Please Doc, what's the good news ?
Doc "The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm. I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant."
"Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play bowls again."
The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the local bowls green when he bumped into the surgeon.
"Good day mate, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.
"Just great," says the man. "I'm playing the best bowls of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my draw bowls have really improved."
"That's great," said the surgeon.
"Not only that," continued the bowler, "My handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in water colours."
"Unbelievable !" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects ?"
"Well, just one problem," said the bowler "Every time I get an erection, I also get a headache."...............................