Old Lady "Can I have three tins of cat food please?"
Shopkeeper "No offence but I've been reading about people of your tender years who are so poor that you've resorted to eatin cat food. So, unless you can show me your cat well then there's no sale"
Old Lady goes home and comes back with her cat so shopkeeper gives her the cat food.
Next day same Lady is back in shop
"Can I have 2 tins of dog food please?"
Reminding her of yesterdays conversation the old lady goes outside, unties her dog and shows it to the shopkeeper. Sale agreed.
Day 3 old lady comes into shop with a shoe box in her hand which has a small hole in the lid.
Lady "Mr. shopkeeper, would you mind putting your finger into the hole in the lid please?"
Shopkeeper "Lady, you have a cat and a dog, for all I know you could have a pet rat or a snake that would bite me if I put my finger in"
Old lady "I can assure you there is no animal whatsoever inside"
Shopkeeper puts finger in box and when he pulls it back out it's covered in sh*t.
Old lady "So, today I want 6 toilet rolls please"
Shopkeeper "No offence but I've been reading about people of your tender years who are so poor that you've resorted to eatin cat food. So, unless you can show me your cat well then there's no sale"
Old Lady goes home and comes back with her cat so shopkeeper gives her the cat food.
Next day same Lady is back in shop
"Can I have 2 tins of dog food please?"
Reminding her of yesterdays conversation the old lady goes outside, unties her dog and shows it to the shopkeeper. Sale agreed.
Day 3 old lady comes into shop with a shoe box in her hand which has a small hole in the lid.
Lady "Mr. shopkeeper, would you mind putting your finger into the hole in the lid please?"
Shopkeeper "Lady, you have a cat and a dog, for all I know you could have a pet rat or a snake that would bite me if I put my finger in"
Old lady "I can assure you there is no animal whatsoever inside"
Shopkeeper puts finger in box and when he pulls it back out it's covered in sh*t.
Old lady "So, today I want 6 toilet rolls please"