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  • M T Glass
    DK Veteran
    • Jul 2013
    • 733

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    Two Arabs

    Two Arabs boarded a flight out of New York. One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle. Just before take off, An American got on and took the aisle seat.After take off, The American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I"ll get up and get a beer.""No problem," said the American, "I"ll get it for you."While he was gone, One of the Arabs picked up the American"s shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Arab said,"that looks good, I think I"ll have one too."Again, the American obligingly went to get it and, while he was gone, the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it. When theAmerican returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.He looked at the two Arabs and asked, "why does it have to be this way? How long must this go on, this fighting between our nations? This hatred? This Animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in beer?"
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