BEAR A CHRISTIAN??

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  • bvilleuk
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2009
    • 625

    #1

    BEAR A CHRISTIAN??

    An atheist was taking a walk through the woods,
    admiring all that "the accident of evolution" had
    created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers!
    What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he
    walked alongside the river he heard a rustling in the
    bushes behind him. As he turned to look, he saw a 7
    foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he
    could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw
    the bear closing in on him. He tried to run even
    faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes.
    He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was
    even closer. His heart was pumping frantically as he
    tried to run even faster, but he tripped and fell on
    the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up and saw
    the bear right on top of him raising his paw to kill
    him. At that instant he cried out "Oh my God!"

    Just then, time stopped...The bear froze; the forest
    was silent; the river even stopped moving. A bright
    light shone upon the man, and a voice came out of the
    sky saying..."You deny my existence all of these
    years; teach others I don't exist; even credit my
    creation to a cosmic accident, and now do you expect
    me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count
    you as a believer?"

    The atheist, ever so proud, looked into the light and
    said... "It would be rather hypocritical to ask to be
    a Christian after all these years, but could you make
    the bear a Christian?"

    "Very well," said the voice. As the light went out,
    the river ran, and the sounds of the forest continued,
    the bear put his paw down. The bear then brought both
    paws together...bowed his head and said...
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    > "Lord, I thank you for this food, which I am about to receive"....
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    WHAT DO I THINK OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT??
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    CAPITAL !!
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    BRING IT BACK...............
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