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  • bvilleuk
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2009
    • 625

    #1

    WIVES

    "My first wife divorced me for religious reasons. She worshipped money and I
    didn't have any !"

    "My second wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me !"

    I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
    Always.

    It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It
    only seems longer.


    Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was damned near
    impossible.


    A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful
    house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman ... then ... pow!
    ... it was all gone!"

    "What happened?" asked the friend. "Ahhhh ... my wife found out..."



    Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.

    Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the outside
    light on.


    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
    street bald and still think they are beautiful.


    I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to
    interrupt her.
    .
    .
    WHAT DO I THINK OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT??
    .
    CAPITAL !!
    .
    BRING IT BACK...............
    .
    .

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