"My first wife divorced me for religious reasons. She worshipped money and I
didn't have any !"
"My second wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me !"
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
Always.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It
only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was damned near
impossible.
A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful
house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman ... then ... pow!
... it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked the friend. "Ahhhh ... my wife found out..."
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the outside
light on.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street bald and still think they are beautiful.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to
interrupt her.
didn't have any !"
"My second wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me !"
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
Always.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It
only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was damned near
impossible.
A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful
house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman ... then ... pow!
... it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked the friend. "Ahhhh ... my wife found out..."
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the outside
light on.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street bald and still think they are beautiful.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to
interrupt her.