Two Rats
There were two rats living in a sewer. One rat turns to the other and says, "I'm sick of this!"
"Sick of what?" replies the other rat.
"Sick of s**t for breakfast, s**t for lunch, s**t for dinner, s**t for tea - s**t all day long. I'm just sick of it," says the first rat.
"Don't worry," replies the second. "I know what will cheer you up - tonight we'll go on the p**s."
"Sick of what?" replies the other rat.
"Sick of s**t for breakfast, s**t for lunch, s**t for dinner, s**t for tea - s**t all day long. I'm just sick of it," says the first rat.
"Don't worry," replies the second. "I know what will cheer you up - tonight we'll go on the p**s."