Paddy says his new girlfriend caught him masturbating this morning.
She said, "What are you doing Paddy?"
"It's called ****ing," Paddy replied. "You'll be doing this soon."
"Why, Paddy ?" she asked.
"Because my arm is bloody killing me."
She said, "What are you doing Paddy?"
"It's called ****ing," Paddy replied. "You'll be doing this soon."
"Why, Paddy ?" she asked.
"Because my arm is bloody killing me."