Scouser.

[M T Glass]

Liverpool police pulled up a Scouser in a Jag last night, they checked the car out and found it was registered, warranted, insured and was in fact owned by the Scouser.
So they checked him out.
He had a drivers licence, no demerit points on it, no warrants for arrest and no criminal record.
So they drug tested him. Results were negative.
So they breath tested him. Results were negative...
So they arrested him and charged him with wasting Police time!!

[darrenhyland]

Musta been Manc coppers.......................nuffin better ta do.