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  • mtv1
    The Stig PT
    • Apr 2008
    • 4413

    #1

    Black powder

    A guy enters a bank to see about getting a business loan.

    "What kind of business do you want to start?" asks the bank manager.

    "I have some black powder. You sprinkle it on a women's vagina and it makes it taste like a peach."

    "I don't think we can give you a loan." he replied.

    So the guy left. A few months later he went into the bank with a wheel barrel filled with money.

    The same bank manager said, "Congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder really paid off."

    "Nah, that didn't go anywhere. I made my money with this white powder."

    "Really," replied the bank manager. "What does it do?"

    "Give me a peach and I'll show you."


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  • ominimicu
    Banned
    • Feb 2010
    • 2895

    #2
    .....i dont get it

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    • rds60h
      DK Veteran
      • Nov 2008
      • 622

      #3
      Originally posted by ominimicu
      .....i dont get it
      In that case you need a peach and some white powder.

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      • ominimicu
        Banned
        • Feb 2010
        • 2895

        #4
        i told the joke to 4 friends...theya re as dumb as me...still dont get it

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        • Johnner
          Admin Assistant
          • Jun 2010
          • 7069

          #5
          OMG,

          You sprinkle the white powder on a peach,and it tastes like a woman's v***na,aka Eat The Peach !!
          Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

          " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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          • FxShaw
            V.I.P. Member
            • Nov 2013
            • 1996

            #6
            See Johnner gets it too..You have to have a dirty mind to understand this joke ominimicu .
            🔥Wacka Wacka 🔥

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            • ominimicu
              Banned
              • Feb 2010
              • 2895

              #7
              nOw i get itt LOOOL i m too innocent or my english translation is v bad

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