23RD PSALM REVISITED

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  • bvilleuk
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2009
    • 625

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    23RD PSALM REVISITED

    My appetite is my shepherd; I always want.
    It maketh me to sit down and stuff myself.
    It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.
    It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.
    It destroyeth my shape.
    Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating
    For the food tasteth so good.
    The ice cream and the biscuits, they comfort me.
    When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me
    For I knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in.
    As I filleth my plate continuously,
    My clothes runneth smaller.
    Surely bulges and pudgies shall follow me all the days of my life
    And I shall be "pleasingly plump" forever.
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    WHAT DO I THINK OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT??
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    CAPITAL !!
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    BRING IT BACK...............
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