Birds and the bees. Priceless answer

khenryashley

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Birds and the bees. Priceless answer

8 October, 2009, 23:50

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees..

'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.

At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really shag, I'll have nothing left to live for.'
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stewthehibee

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9 October, 2009, 00:22

BLOODY GREAT!!!!!!
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Bulld0g

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11 October, 2009, 11:23

Hahaha classic

THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.
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