Wife texts her handy husband on a cold winter morning: "WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"
Husband texts back: "GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER THE EDGES AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY WITH HAMMER" [
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW.
Husband texts back: "GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER THE EDGES AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY WITH HAMMER" [
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW.