A man walks into a supermarket, goes up to one of the counters and asks "Hi, I was wondering, where do you keep the cat food?"
"Do you have a picture of your cat?" asks the woman at the counter.
Looking surprised, the man says "No, of course I don't"
"Well I'm afraid I can't sell you any cat food, as I do not have any proof that you have a cat."
So the man walked out the supermarket empty handed.
The next day the man enters the supermarket, goes to the same counter and asks the same woman "Hi, I was wondering where you keep the dog food?"
"Do you have a picture of your dog?"
"No" The man sighs and realises his mistake.
"Then I'm afraid I can't sell you any dog food then sir, as I do not have any proof of your dog."
The man leaves empty handed for a second day.
The day after that, the man re-enters holding a black bin liner. He approaches the same counter with the same woman and says- "Go on, stick your hand in and have a feel."
"Ok... Hmm... Well whatever's in there's warm... A little crispy on the outside and soft in the middle..." The woman muses.
"I'd like to buy some toilet paper."
"Do you have a picture of your cat?" asks the woman at the counter.
Looking surprised, the man says "No, of course I don't"
"Well I'm afraid I can't sell you any cat food, as I do not have any proof that you have a cat."
So the man walked out the supermarket empty handed.
The next day the man enters the supermarket, goes to the same counter and asks the same woman "Hi, I was wondering where you keep the dog food?"
"Do you have a picture of your dog?"
"No" The man sighs and realises his mistake.
"Then I'm afraid I can't sell you any dog food then sir, as I do not have any proof of your dog."
The man leaves empty handed for a second day.
The day after that, the man re-enters holding a black bin liner. He approaches the same counter with the same woman and says- "Go on, stick your hand in and have a feel."
"Ok... Hmm... Well whatever's in there's warm... A little crispy on the outside and soft in the middle..." The woman muses.
"I'd like to buy some toilet paper."
