a reporter from the daily mail goes out to the country side to find out some storys on life out in the sticks.
he finds a little pub in the middle of nowhere and goes in for drink. behind the bar is a little barman cleaning glasses. the reporter buys a pint and asks the barman has he any storys of life in the country side.
the barman says ow i got 1 story. old farmer jacks daughter went missing one day, so me and the lads got together and went to look for her, and found her in top field of jacks farm and we all had a good shag of her.
the reporter says oh ok then any other storys you could tell me.
the barman say.s i got another one. when farmer teds daughter went missing me and all the lads got together and found her in bottom field in teds farm, and we all had right good shag of her..
the reporter looking rather shocked says ok m8 have you any sad storys to tell me.
the barman says oow i got one sad one, whats that says the repoter. i got lost once says the barman...
he finds a little pub in the middle of nowhere and goes in for drink. behind the bar is a little barman cleaning glasses. the reporter buys a pint and asks the barman has he any storys of life in the country side.
the barman says ow i got 1 story. old farmer jacks daughter went missing one day, so me and the lads got together and went to look for her, and found her in top field of jacks farm and we all had a good shag of her.
the reporter says oh ok then any other storys you could tell me.
the barman say.s i got another one. when farmer teds daughter went missing me and all the lads got together and found her in bottom field in teds farm, and we all had right good shag of her..
the reporter looking rather shocked says ok m8 have you any sad storys to tell me.
the barman says oow i got one sad one, whats that says the repoter. i got lost once says the barman...