An Aussie walks into a bar with a crocodile under one arm and a big stick in the other everyone turns around in amazement. The barman says to him hey mate you can't come in here with that. The Aussie says it's alright mate he's a pussycat look! He smacks the crocodile on the head and straight away it gets right down and licks and sucks his boaby. See I told ya. The Aussie says anyone in here like to try it? The lady at the back shouts out yeah but get rid of your big stick.