2nd chance

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  • manxspud
    DK Veteran
    • Jul 2009
    • 1768

    #1

    2nd chance

    a jew a gay guy and a child molestor die and go to heaven...
    god decides the 3 of them deserve to live again...
    so he told the child molestor "of you touch a child again your going to die"
    he told the gay guy "if you think about sex with a man again your going to die"
    he told the jew "if you be cheap again your going to die"
    so they all went back to earth walking in a single file line..
    the child molestor saw a little boy trip and fall and as soon as he picked him up, he died...
    the jew saw a penny on the ground, bent over to pick it up and both the jew and the gay guy died... boom boom...
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