Cavan divorce
>>>
>>> A man in Cavan calls his son in London a couple of days
before
>>> Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I
>have to tell
>>> you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years
>of misery
>>> is enough".
>>>
>>> "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
>>> "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the
>father says.
>>>
>>>
>>> "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about
>>this, so you
>>> call your sister in Leeds and tell her". Frantic, the son
calls his
>>> sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're
getting
>>> divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this". She calls
Cavan
>>> immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting
>>divorced.
>>> Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my
brother
>>> back, and we'll both be there tomorrow .
>>> Until
>>> then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?", and hangs up.
>>>
>>>
>>> The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
>>"Okay", he says,
>>>
"they're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way..."
>>>
>>> A man in Cavan calls his son in London a couple of days
before
>>> Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I
>have to tell
>>> you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years
>of misery
>>> is enough".
>>>
>>> "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
>>> "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the
>father says.
>>>
>>>
>>> "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about
>>this, so you
>>> call your sister in Leeds and tell her". Frantic, the son
calls his
>>> sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're
getting
>>> divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this". She calls
Cavan
>>> immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting
>>divorced.
>>> Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my
brother
>>> back, and we'll both be there tomorrow .
>>> Until
>>> then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?", and hangs up.
>>>
>>>
>>> The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
>>"Okay", he says,
>>>
"they're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way..."
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