A British army platoon was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious lying by the roadside.
On the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar, but less serious state.
The injured soldier was conscious and alert, and, as first aid was given to both men, the platoon leader asked him what had happened.
The soldier reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, low life, scum-bag, who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Gordon Brown is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing, half-blind Jock, and Lord Mandelson is a cross-dressing idiot. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian and he retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah ? Well, so does Harriet Harman !"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a ~~~~ing bus hit us."
On the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar, but less serious state.
The injured soldier was conscious and alert, and, as first aid was given to both men, the platoon leader asked him what had happened.
The soldier reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, low life, scum-bag, who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Gordon Brown is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing, half-blind Jock, and Lord Mandelson is a cross-dressing idiot. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian and he retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah ? Well, so does Harriet Harman !"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a ~~~~ing bus hit us."
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