A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding
anniversary. The husband gave his wife a gift - a tombstone, with the
inscription, "Here lies my wife - cold as ever."
Later the furious wife bought a return present - also a tombstone - on
which the inscription read, "Here lies my husband - stiff at last."
anniversary. The husband gave his wife a gift - a tombstone, with the
inscription, "Here lies my wife - cold as ever."
Later the furious wife bought a return present - also a tombstone - on
which the inscription read, "Here lies my husband - stiff at last."