The neighbour turned up at the wake to symphatise with the widow. `Annie, I am so sorry to hear about your dear husbands passing. To look at him there in the coffin you would think that he was just asleep and he looks so well in that tweed suit. I never saw him wearing that before`. `No` said Annie `I bought that suit for him last Christmas and he said he wouldn`t be seen dead in it, just goes to show`.