a young couple get married and on moving in to there first home together the young wife tells her hubby, see that bottom drawer in my bedside cabinet, you must never open it and if you do our marrage is over. the husband says ok love if thats what you whant i'll never look in it.
so some 20 odd years later while his wife is out the house curiosity gets the better of him and he decides to open the secret drawer. when open all he finds is a egg and ?800. he thinks to himself wot the ~~~~ is this all about and decides to tell his wife that he looked in her drawer.
after telling her she says its ok love, but he asks whats with the egg, she replys well every time i was unfaithful i put a egg in the drawer, he says ok love after all this time you only whent behind my back the once i forgive you, but whats with the money then.. to witch she replys well every time i got a dozen eggs i sold them......
so some 20 odd years later while his wife is out the house curiosity gets the better of him and he decides to open the secret drawer. when open all he finds is a egg and ?800. he thinks to himself wot the ~~~~ is this all about and decides to tell his wife that he looked in her drawer.
after telling her she says its ok love, but he asks whats with the egg, she replys well every time i was unfaithful i put a egg in the drawer, he says ok love after all this time you only whent behind my back the once i forgive you, but whats with the money then.. to witch she replys well every time i got a dozen eggs i sold them......