> Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels
> for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few
> miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when
> they got home.
>
> Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs,
> restaurants,concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that
> Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed
> better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner
> on the cruise ship, Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant. While having
> cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell
> I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before
> our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box
> out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to
> warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch
> golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going
> to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!"
>
> Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a
> problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're
> being totally honest with each other, you need to know that about the
> last five years I've been a hooker."
>
> "Oh wow! I see," Ed replied. He looked down at the table, and was
> quiet for a moment, deep in serious thought then he added, "You know,
> it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you
> hit the ball."
--- Ian ---
> for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few
> miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when
> they got home.
>
> Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs,
> restaurants,concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that
> Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed
> better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner
> on the cruise ship, Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant. While having
> cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell
> I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before
> our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box
> out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to
> warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch
> golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going
> to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!"
>
> Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a
> problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're
> being totally honest with each other, you need to know that about the
> last five years I've been a hooker."
>
> "Oh wow! I see," Ed replied. He looked down at the table, and was
> quiet for a moment, deep in serious thought then he added, "You know,
> it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you
> hit the ball."
--- Ian ---