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  • 1Heinrich
    Newbie
    • Apr 2019
    • 2

    #1

    New car or wife

    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
  • sticky21
    Newbie
    • Oct 2018
    • 18

    #2
    This is not about new wife joker per se but:

    I tried to re-marry my ex-wife.
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    But she figured out I was only after my money.
    Carpe diem, carpe noscem, carpe vitae!

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    • dozerman
      Newbie
      • Mar 2019
      • 10

      #3
      Very funny

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      • Lina1
        Newbie
        • Jun 2021
        • 3

        #4
        Nice one)) tricky and about the life, I like that one)

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        • toyota123
          DK Veteran
          • Sep 2019
          • 440

          #5
          car and wife
          DON'T FORGET TO USE BUTTONS BELOW REP & THANKS

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          • Edward2929
            Newbie
            • Aug 2021
            • 16

            #6
            sure car

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            • ancutesculiviu
              Member
              • Sep 2019
              • 49

              #7
              Best pick up line so far
              • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

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              • ImDrug
                Newbie
                • Sep 2022
                • 8

                #8
                of course the wife

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                • kevinlaughlin
                  Newbie
                  • Jul 2023
                  • 2

                  #9
                  Agree

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                  • Czaku
                    Top Poster
                    • Sep 2021
                    • 118

                    #10
                    You can't treat a car like a human being. A car requires love.
                    Keep in mind, English is not my native language.
                    IF I HELPED YOU, PLEASE REMEMBER TO PRESS THANKS AND REPUTATION.

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                    • Mwp
                      Newbie
                      • Nov 2023
                      • 2

                      #11
                      Wife on car

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                      • barrosanchez
                        Newbie
                        • Dec 2016
                        • 5

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Mwp
                        Wife on car
                        of course jajaaj

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