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  • 1Heinrich
    Newbie
    • Apr 2019
    • 2
    #1

    New car or wife

    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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    • sticky21
      Newbie
      • Oct 2018
      • 18
      #2
      This is not about new wife joker per se but:

      I tried to re-marry my ex-wife.
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      But she figured out I was only after my money.
      Carpe diem, carpe noscem, carpe vitae!

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        • dozerman
          Newbie
          • Mar 2019
          • 10
          #3
          Very funny

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            • Lina1
              Newbie
              • Jun 2021
              • 3
              #4
              Nice one)) tricky and about the life, I like that one)

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                • toyota123
                  DK Veteran
                  • Sep 2019
                  • 440
                  #5
                  car and wife
                  DON'T FORGET TO USE BUTTONS BELOW REP & THANKS

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                    • Edward2929
                      Newbie
                      • Aug 2021
                      • 16
                      #6
                      sure car

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                        • ancutesculiviu
                          Member
                          • Sep 2019
                          • 49
                          #7
                          Best pick up line so far
                          • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

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                            • ImDrug
                              Newbie
                              • Sep 2022
                              • 8
                              #8
                              of course the wife

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                                • kevinlaughlin
                                  Newbie
                                  • Jul 2023
                                  • 2
                                  #9
                                  Agree

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                                    • Czaku
                                      Top Poster
                                      • Sep 2021
                                      • 118
                                      #10
                                      You can't treat a car like a human being. A car requires love.
                                      Keep in mind, English is not my native language.
                                      IF I HELPED YOU, PLEASE REMEMBER TO PRESS THANKS AND REPUTATION.

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                                        • Mwp
                                          Newbie
                                          • Nov 2023
                                          • 2
                                          #11
                                          Wife on car

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                                            • barrosanchez
                                              Newbie
                                              • Dec 2016
                                              • 5
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Mwp
                                              Wife on car
                                              of course jajaaj

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