Pick up line

[Russlander]

Him: Can I have your number?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Him: So? In football you have a goalkeeper but eventually someone scores anyway.

[toyota123]

hey , whatsapppp :P

[Edward2929]

hello skype

[ancutesculiviu]

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

[ancutesculiviu]

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

[ancutesculiviu]

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

[ancutesculiviu]

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

[ancutesculiviu]

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

[ancutesculiviu]

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

[ancutesculiviu]

Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!

[ancutesculiviu]

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

[ancutesculiviu]

Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

[ancutesculiviu]

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

[Aamish]

thats a real life