My new Mercedes Maybach!!!

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The car pictured in this note is a Mercedes Maybach.


Notice the 'recliner' rear seats, and the 'electrostatic' sunroof.

The sunroof turns from opaque to crystal clear depending on the passengers preference.

[ianmac]

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Then I woke up... ..

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-- Ian --

[patkins]

Nice contrast, Ian.

[Meat-Head]

at least the second one looks safer, no tv screen to twat your head on, no posts and pans to fly around, no laptop to chop you in half when you crash.

All well and good saying has airbags/abs/asr & etc , look what happened to that Diana (Died In A Nasty Accident) bird, concrete pillar on wrong side of road.

[hoggy952]

at least you'll never get speeding tickets

[kermitthefrog]

he must be a midget that wee 1 driving a big coo !

[charlieanna]

Loser ....

[ianmac]

at least the second one looks safer, no tv screen to twat your head on, no posts and pans to fly around, no laptop to chop you in half when you crash.

All well and good saying has airbags/abs/asr & etc , look what happened to that Diana (Died In A Nasty Accident) bird, concrete pillar on wrong side of road.

Thanx for pointing that out,
infact that's prob why I am still alive then...

[ianmac]

at least you'll never get speeding tickets

Too true hoggy,
but the bad news is when the wind is blowing in the wrong direction, your gonna get some bad smells & maybe some pabbledash from the back of the engine when it backfires...:roflmao: