A professor is giving the first year medical
students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few
basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an
autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this
point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, pulls it
out, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with
the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes' silence, they
follow through with his disgusting command. "The second thing is that you
must have an acute sense of observation: How many of you noticed that I
stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index
finger?" After the class was over, it took the janitor three hours to mop
up the vomit.
students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few
basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an
autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this
point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, pulls it
out, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with
the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes' silence, they
follow through with his disgusting command. "The second thing is that you
must have an acute sense of observation: How many of you noticed that I
stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index
finger?" After the class was over, it took the janitor three hours to mop
up the vomit.
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