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  • shuffs
    DK Veteran
    • May 2009
    • 299

    #1

    God

    A man was riding his motorbike along a california beach when
    suddenly in a booming voice God said "because you have been
    faithful to me in all ways, i will grant you one wish".
    Build me a bridge to Hawaii said the man. God said "it would use up all the steel and concrete in the world. i can do it, but its hard to justify. Is there anything else you can think off that could help mankind?". The man thought for a bit, then said "i wish to truly understand women. I want to know what she's thinking, why i get the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong and how i can make her truly happy". God replies "You want 2 lanes or 4 on that bridge"
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