Murphy and Mary

[shuffs]

Murphy and Mary decide to try a 69. Murphy's never done
one so Mary says she'll show him. She tells him to lay on the floor and squats over him.
As she lowers herself onto his face she farts, apologising she tries again but farts again. Murphy
jumps up and storms out yelling " i'll be fcuked if i'm hanging around for another 67 of them".

[patkins]

GOOD one shuffs. Very funny.

[leemoore]

whats 10ft long and stinks of piss??

The conga line at an old peoples home...

[billyboyblue]

good one! ha! ha!

[kenmonu]

69

~~~~ing quality