A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a pint, and then asks him:
"What's your IQ"?
The man replies "150" why?
The robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics, spirituality, biomimicry, environmental issues, nano-technology and theology.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool".
He decides to test the robot. He leaves the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another pint.
Again, the robot serves him the perfect pint and asks him again, "What's your IQ"? The man responds, "about a 100".
Immediately the robot starts talking, about football, cricket, golf, supermodels, favourite fast foods, cars, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.
He returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ"?
The man replies, "Er, 10, I think".
And the robot says... real slowly......
So................ u r .. ye ... gaun ....nae .. renew .. yer .. season .. ticket .. f u r ra Celtic .. again .. next .. year"?
"What's your IQ"?
The man replies "150" why?
The robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics, spirituality, biomimicry, environmental issues, nano-technology and theology.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool".
He decides to test the robot. He leaves the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another pint.
Again, the robot serves him the perfect pint and asks him again, "What's your IQ"? The man responds, "about a 100".
Immediately the robot starts talking, about football, cricket, golf, supermodels, favourite fast foods, cars, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.
He returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ"?
The man replies, "Er, 10, I think".
And the robot says... real slowly......
So................ u r .. ye ... gaun ....nae .. renew .. yer .. season .. ticket .. f u r ra Celtic .. again .. next .. year"?
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