Man United have signed a new striker from Nigeria.
On his first day of training, Fergie picked up the ball and said
'BALL' then pointed at the goal and said 'Goal. Then he
demonstrated a kicking motion and said 'Kick' understand, 'Kick
ball, goal, GOOOOOAAAALLL!'
Eventually the young African plucks up courage to say "Excuse me
Mr Ferguson but I speak very good English", to which Fergie
replies ' Sit down son, I'm talking to Berbatov.'
On his first day of training, Fergie picked up the ball and said
'BALL' then pointed at the goal and said 'Goal. Then he
demonstrated a kicking motion and said 'Kick' understand, 'Kick
ball, goal, GOOOOOAAAALLL!'
Eventually the young African plucks up courage to say "Excuse me
Mr Ferguson but I speak very good English", to which Fergie
replies ' Sit down son, I'm talking to Berbatov.'
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