Train Ticket
> Train Ticket
>
> Three women and three men are travelling by train to Wembley Stadium.
>
> At the station, the men each buy a ticket & watch as the women buy just
> ONE ticket!
> "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one
> of the men.
>
> "Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
>
> They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but
> all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
>
> Shortly after the train leaves the station, the conductor comes round
> collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket
> please".
>
> The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
> hand.
>
> The conductor takes it and moves on.
>
> The men see this and agree it's quite a clever idea, so, after the
> game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some
> money.
>
> When they get to the station they buy a single ticket between the three
> of them, but, to their astonishment, the three women don't buy a ticket
> at all!!
>
> "How are you three going to travel without a ticket?" says one
> perplexed man.
> "Watch and learn," answer the women.
>
> When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into one
> toilet and the three women cram into another toilet .
>
> Shortly after the train is on it's way, one of the women leaves her
> toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
>
> The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket please"!!
>
> I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think THEY are smarter than
> WOMEN!!!
>
>
> Three women and three men are travelling by train to Wembley Stadium.
>
> At the station, the men each buy a ticket & watch as the women buy just
> ONE ticket!
> "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one
> of the men.
>
> "Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
>
> They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but
> all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
>
> Shortly after the train leaves the station, the conductor comes round
> collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket
> please".
>
> The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
> hand.
>
> The conductor takes it and moves on.
>
> The men see this and agree it's quite a clever idea, so, after the
> game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some
> money.
>
> When they get to the station they buy a single ticket between the three
> of them, but, to their astonishment, the three women don't buy a ticket
> at all!!
>
> "How are you three going to travel without a ticket?" says one
> perplexed man.
> "Watch and learn," answer the women.
>
> When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into one
> toilet and the three women cram into another toilet .
>
> Shortly after the train is on it's way, one of the women leaves her
> toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
>
> The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket please"!!
>
> I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think THEY are smarter than
> WOMEN!!!
>