dating agency refund

[ianmac]

Just had letter + refund from my dating agency, saying:



Dear Customer,

thank you for your interest but may we point out that Screwfix Direct are not a dating agency!


--- Ian ---

[hoggy952]

well you do have to screw things....

[maca]

and bang your meaty hammer all the way home..

[Meat-Head]

Tell you what looks like i've now been kicked off www.match.chunts
was BANNED for months and months.

www.Singles365.CON Must remember to resign up to that with the most vauge of details and see how many 'members' send message
Got banned of there as well oh mysinglefriend? Sarah Beeny's UK online dating site REFUSED to let me join.

Don't need a bird, just a computer, internet and DIGITAL-KAOS

[patkins]

What have you been up to Ian. I just googled screwfix direct and discovered they are an artificial limb replacement company specialising in the groin area.

[patkins]

Tell you what looks like i've now been kicked off www.match.chunts
was BANNED for months and months.

www.Singles365.CON Must remember to resign up to that with the most vauge of details and see how many 'members' send message
Got banned of there as well oh mysinglefriend? Sarah Beeny's UK online dating site REFUSED to let me join.

Don't need a bird, just a computer, internet and DIGITAL-KAOS

Those people on mysinglefriend are all definitely single because they`re all smiling.

[maca]

only because they've been embalmed

[Meat-Head]

Those people on mysinglefriend are all definitely single because they`re all smiling.

They always seem to come from London, or Newcastle, NEVER Meat-City, and the ones that do, exceed the 7.5 Ton weight limit of Meat-City

[hoggy952]

They always seem to come from London, or Newcastle, NEVER Meat-City, and the ones that do, exceed the 7.5 Ton weight limit of Meat-City

I remember you telling me about your fat friend, does he come from meat city?

[Meat-Head]

I remember you telling me about your fat friend, does he come from Meat-City?

No, about 4 miles out, just outside the 7.5 ton limit

[ianmac]

What have you been up to Ian. I just googled screwfix direct and discovered they are an artificial limb replacement company specialising in the groin area.

That will be the enlargement I have been waiting so long for Pat...

[hoggy952]

That will be the enlargement I have been waiting so long for Pat...

that means one will hang lower than the other one, so you will probably need a pair.