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  • ianmac
    DK Veteran
    • Oct 2008
    • 922

    #1

    dating agency refund

    Just had letter + refund from my dating agency, saying:



    Dear Customer,

    thank you for your interest but may we point out that Screwfix Direct are not a dating agency!



    --- Ian ---

  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

    #2
    well you do have to screw things....

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    • maca
      Mr. DK DJ
      • Feb 2009
      • 6310

      #3
      and bang your meaty hammer all the way home..

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #4
        Tell you what looks like i've now been kicked off www.match.chunts
        was BANNED for months and months.

        www.Singles365.CON Must remember to resign up to that with the most vauge of details and see how many 'members' send message
        Got banned of there as well oh mysinglefriend? Sarah Beeny's UK online dating site REFUSED to let me join.

        Don't need a bird, just a computer, internet and DIGITAL-KAOS

        sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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        • patkins
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 3662

          #5
          What have you been up to Ian. I just googled screwfix direct and discovered they are an artificial limb replacement company specialising in the groin area.

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          • patkins
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 3662

            #6
            Originally posted by Meat-Head
            Tell you what looks like i've now been kicked off www.match.chunts
            was BANNED for months and months.

            www.Singles365.CON Must remember to resign up to that with the most vauge of details and see how many 'members' send message
            Got banned of there as well oh mysinglefriend? Sarah Beeny's UK online dating site REFUSED to let me join.

            Don't need a bird, just a computer, internet and DIGITAL-KAOS
            Those people on mysinglefriend are all definitely single because they`re all smiling.

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            • maca
              Mr. DK DJ
              • Feb 2009
              • 6310

              #7
              only because they've been embalmed

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              • Meat-Head
                V.I.P. Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 32000

                #8
                Originally posted by pat kinsella
                Those people on mysinglefriend are all definitely single because they`re all smiling.
                They always seem to come from London, or Newcastle, NEVER Meat-City, and the ones that do, exceed the 7.5 Ton weight limit of Meat-City

                sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                • hoggy952
                  DK Veteran
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1229

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Meat-Head
                  They always seem to come from London, or Newcastle, NEVER Meat-City, and the ones that do, exceed the 7.5 Ton weight limit of Meat-City
                  I remember you telling me about your fat friend, does he come from meat city?

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                  • Meat-Head
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #10
                    Originally posted by hoggy952
                    I remember you telling me about your fat friend, does he come from Meat-City?
                    No, about 4 miles out, just outside the 7.5 ton limit

                    sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                    • ianmac
                      DK Veteran
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 922

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pat kinsella
                      What have you been up to Ian. I just googled screwfix direct and discovered they are an artificial limb replacement company specialising in the groin area.
                      That will be the enlargement I have been waiting so long for Pat...

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                      • hoggy952
                        DK Veteran
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 1229

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ianmac
                        That will be the enlargement I have been waiting so long for Pat...
                        that means one will hang lower than the other one, so you will probably need a pair.

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