how to save the airlines

[stuckylad]

How to Save the Airlines


Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What
the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party
atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this
country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge
the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips,
including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would
see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden
opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Tiger Woods

[hoggy952]

you dont drink carling do you

[Meat-Head]

you dont drink carling do you

Could you explain for thick people, thanks

[hoggy952]

Could you explain for thick people, thanks

as the advert says if carling was to run an airline, it would probably be the best airline in the world including all the fringe benefits as above

[tiger101]

kool

ha ha ha, i like it :-)

[pantomime horse]

or if carlsberg ran airlines

probably the best

shame the lager tastes like horse piss