Why can?t Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
Why can?t scientists find a cure for AIDS?
They can?t get the laboratory mice to arse ****.
Why can?t women read maps?
Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.
Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet
Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
Because he didn?t want anyone telling him how to make Adam
Why did god give men penises?
So they?d always have at least one way to shut a woman up!
Why did the boy fall off the swing?
He didn?t have any arms.
Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
He came home shit faced
Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
So sex wouldn?t be such a pain in the arse.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the **** is she doing out of the kitchen?
Why do female skydivers wear jock straps?
So they don?t whistle on the way down.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls!
Why do women have two holes so close together?
In case you miss
Why does a bride smile when she?s walking down the aisle?
She knows she?s given her last blow job
Why don?t little girls fart?
Because they don?t get assholes until they?re married.
Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
Why can?t scientists find a cure for AIDS?
They can?t get the laboratory mice to arse ****.
Why can?t women read maps?
Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.
Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet
Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
Because he didn?t want anyone telling him how to make Adam
Why did god give men penises?
So they?d always have at least one way to shut a woman up!
Why did the boy fall off the swing?
He didn?t have any arms.
Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
He came home shit faced
Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
So sex wouldn?t be such a pain in the arse.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the **** is she doing out of the kitchen?
Why do female skydivers wear jock straps?
So they don?t whistle on the way down.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls!
Why do women have two holes so close together?
In case you miss
Why does a bride smile when she?s walking down the aisle?
She knows she?s given her last blow job
Why don?t little girls fart?
Because they don?t get assholes until they?re married.
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