taliban

[windows tommy]

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
> Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
> Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a
> little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked,
> 'Do you have water?'
>
> The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
> They are only $5.'
> The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need
> water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!
>
>
> 'OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not want
> to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than
> that.
> If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will
> find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need.
> Shalom.'
>
> Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
> Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.
>
> 'Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!'

[.: JaCkPoT :.]

good one. where u hear that?

[thered]

i like it

[windows tommy]

good one. where u hear that?

got it by email m8

[caveman_nige]

Very good...