me and the wife

[thered]

i was watching the tv with the wife

she is in to all these reality tv shows

you know all these celebrity makeovers and the like

so she gets the idea i want me boobs doing

i tell her no way shes fine the way she is cos im such a sweet lad

anyway the pestering goes on

she says she just wants them a bit bigger and firmer please can i have them done

reluctantly i tell her about a new craze whats in all the papers its worked miracles

she asks what it is

i said you rub some toilet roll in between your breasts everyday and your breast are guaranteed to grow in only one month

she looks in disbelief like im stupid

try it i said all the celebs are doing it and it costs nothing

reluctantly she agrees rubbing toilet roll between her breasts

this continues everyday for a month then she says

i dont think this is working do you

i said no i cant understand it its worked on your big fat fu**ing a**e over the months

[caveman_nige]

, always makes me laugh that one..