The Circle
Ron just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when he cut up a truck driver.
The trucker motioned for Ron to pull over.
When he did, the driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the road and said to Ron "stand in that circle and don't you dare f***ing move".
He then went to Ron's new car and cut up the leather seats.
When the truck driver turned around Ron had a slight grin on his face.
"Oh, you think that's funny?" the trucker asked, "Watch this." He got a baseball bat out of his truck and broke every window in the car.
When he turned and looked Ron had a smile on his face.
This drove the truck driver into a rage.
He got his knife back out and sliced all the tires.
Now Ron was laughing.
The truck driver really started to lose it. He went back to his truck and got a can of petrol, poured it on the sports car and set it on fire.
He turned around and Ron was laughing so hard he almost fell down.
"What's so f***ing funny?" The truck driver asked him.
Ron replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times"
Ron just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when he cut up a truck driver.
The trucker motioned for Ron to pull over.
When he did, the driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the road and said to Ron "stand in that circle and don't you dare f***ing move".
He then went to Ron's new car and cut up the leather seats.
When the truck driver turned around Ron had a slight grin on his face.
"Oh, you think that's funny?" the trucker asked, "Watch this." He got a baseball bat out of his truck and broke every window in the car.
When he turned and looked Ron had a smile on his face.
This drove the truck driver into a rage.
He got his knife back out and sliced all the tires.
Now Ron was laughing.
The truck driver really started to lose it. He went back to his truck and got a can of petrol, poured it on the sports car and set it on fire.
He turned around and Ron was laughing so hard he almost fell down.
"What's so f***ing funny?" The truck driver asked him.
Ron replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times"