Irish Virginity Test Kit ..
Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he
could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a
Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a small can
of blue paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you
paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's
the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...", you hit her with the shovel.'
could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a
Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a small can
of blue paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you
paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's
the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...", you hit her with the shovel.'