Scientists have found that many women develop "Hoovers Disease" after a year of marriage.They make a continuous whining noise but dont suck anymore.
Thought for the day...........................
Who picks up a guide dogs shite?
Dad with little girl in garden asks "Is that a mummy-longlegs underneath that daddy-longlegs?" Dad say "No sweetie, there are no mummy-longlegs, only daddy longlegs." Dad felt very proud of her inquisitive mind until she stamps on em both sayin "We'll have none of that gay shit in our garden!"
Why is a fanny like a shed roof? Cause if you don't nail it hard enough it ends up next door.
Little jimmy was admitted to hospital today with 6 toy horses lodged up his arse. Doctors have described his condition as stable...
Jimmy's girlfriend got a new tattoo, a seashell on the top of her inner thigh. Jimmy thinks its brill coz if u put your ear 2 it u can actually smell the sea.
A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks "excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?" the shop keepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level, and says"do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?" the little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers... "i dont wealy fink my pyfon gives a phuc"
Paddy tells Mick he's thinkin of buying a labrador. **** that say's Mick. "have you seen how many of their owners go blind"
Thought for the day...........................
Who picks up a guide dogs shite?
Dad with little girl in garden asks "Is that a mummy-longlegs underneath that daddy-longlegs?" Dad say "No sweetie, there are no mummy-longlegs, only daddy longlegs." Dad felt very proud of her inquisitive mind until she stamps on em both sayin "We'll have none of that gay shit in our garden!"
Why is a fanny like a shed roof? Cause if you don't nail it hard enough it ends up next door.
Little jimmy was admitted to hospital today with 6 toy horses lodged up his arse. Doctors have described his condition as stable...
Jimmy's girlfriend got a new tattoo, a seashell on the top of her inner thigh. Jimmy thinks its brill coz if u put your ear 2 it u can actually smell the sea.
A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks "excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?" the shop keepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he is on her level, and says"do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there?" the little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers... "i dont wealy fink my pyfon gives a phuc"
Paddy tells Mick he's thinkin of buying a labrador. **** that say's Mick. "have you seen how many of their owners go blind"