Bear and turtle walking along a trail in the woods when they come upon a pond up floats a golden frog..The golden frog saz i grant wishes each of you have three wishes so the bear saz my frist wish is that every other bear in the forest would be female .Done saz the frog,,,,The turtle saz i want a crash helmet.Done saz the frog,,,,,Bear saz in the neighboring forest i wish all the bears there would be females.Done saz the frog,,,,,Turtle saz i want a moterbike.Done saz the frog,,,,, The bear saz for my last wish i want every other bear in the world to be females.DONE saz the frog,,,,,The turtle starts to laugh and and gets on the moterbike and saz for my last wish i would like the bear thats here to be gay. Done saz the frog,,,,,