Bartender is a genius

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  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

    #1

    Bartender is a genius

    Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my
    bed at night.

    So I went to a shrink and told him . . . 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

    'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

    'How much do you charge?'

    'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the Doctor.

    'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

    Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever
    come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

    'Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

    'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

    'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'

    SCREW THOSE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!


    Life is too short.....drink more beer...
  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #2
    Hehehe good one m8

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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