Bath Night
>
>A couple take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could
> have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath
> but she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.....
>
> "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said..
> So the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday...
>
> After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
> filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised
> to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair, and told her husband
> when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said, "Next week I'll
> leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself."
>
> The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife
> asked, "Do you shave?"
>
> "No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do
> you have hairs?"
>
> "Oh, yes," said the woman, and she showed off her hairy fanny.
>
> When the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked, "Did
> you see it?"
>
> "Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
>
> "Why not?" she said. "You've seen it before."
>
> "I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't!!"
>
>A couple take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could
> have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath
> but she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.....
>
> "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said..
> So the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday...
>
> After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
> filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised
> to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair, and told her husband
> when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said, "Next week I'll
> leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself."
>
> The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife
> asked, "Do you shave?"
>
> "No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do
> you have hairs?"
>
> "Oh, yes," said the woman, and she showed off her hairy fanny.
>
> When the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked, "Did
> you see it?"
>
> "Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
>
> "Why not?" she said. "You've seen it before."
>
> "I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't!!"