A snail climbs up onto the bar and says to the landlord, "A pint of bitter please landlord."
The landlord replies, "Sorry I can't serve you , you're a snail."
But the snail insists, " I want a pint of bitter please landlord !"
So the landlord picks the snail up, walk's to the door and boot's him out into the street.
2 weeks later the snail return's and say's, "What did you do that for ?"
The landlord replies, "Sorry I can't serve you , you're a snail."
But the snail insists, " I want a pint of bitter please landlord !"
So the landlord picks the snail up, walk's to the door and boot's him out into the street.
2 weeks later the snail return's and say's, "What did you do that for ?"