A local MP was visiting an old folks home and remarks to a 90 year old lady how well she looks.
" Have you ever been bed ridden?" he asks.
"I have several times" she replies,
" But I prefer to be f*cked up the arse on the sofa".
" Have you ever been bed ridden?" he asks.
"I have several times" she replies,
" But I prefer to be f*cked up the arse on the sofa".