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  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

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    wise old shark

    Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied a ship in distress. "Follow me, son," the father shark said to the youngster, they swam to the ship.
    "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."
    This they did. "Well done, son!

    Now we swim around them a few times with all our fins showing."
    The task was completed.

    "Now we eat everybody." This they did.

    When they were both gorged, the son asked,"Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

    His wise father replied, "Much tastier with empty bowel!"
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