> 
> Dear Technical Support,
>
>
> 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2,
> which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there were
> apparent conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to
> try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters
> worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications,
> such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5 and Playboy 6.9. Successive
> versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
> I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1 but it had many bugs and left me
> with a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
> weeks.
> Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
> time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
> they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fianc?
> 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to
> Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it
> does come bundles with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2010. Shortly after the
> upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly
> to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0?s memory
> and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had
> forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also had an automatic Diary, Explorer and
> Email filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and
> Multi-Whinge. These products have no Help files and I have tried to guess
> what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating
> regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle
> Express which need to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also comes
> with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can?t be turned off.
> Recently I?ve been tempted to install Mistress2010, but there could be
> problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
> detects Mistress2010, it tends to delete all your money before
> uninstalling itself.
>
> Help requested please,
> Regards
>
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>
> Dear Troubled User,
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade
> from a Girlfriend application to Wife 1.0 thinking that it is just a
> Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATION SYSTEM and
> is designed by its creator to run everything. It is also impossible to
> delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 2.1. It is impossible to
> uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You
> are right that you cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.2 because Wife 1.0 is
> designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under ?Warning �
> Alimony/Child Support?. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on
> improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application
> ?Yes Dear? to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action
> is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because you will ultimately have to
> give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
> Overuse of its support programs will cause the system to launch the
> program NagNag9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve performance
> of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers2.1 and
> Diamonds 5.0.
>
> WARNING!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install
> SecretaryWithShortSkirt3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
> and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
> Best of luck
> Tech Support
> Dear Technical Support,
>
>
> 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2,
> which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there were
> apparent conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to
> try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters
> worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications,
> such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5 and Playboy 6.9. Successive
> versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
> I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1 but it had many bugs and left me
> with a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
> weeks.
> Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
> time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
> they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fianc?
> 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to
> Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it
> does come bundles with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2010. Shortly after the
> upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly
> to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0?s memory
> and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had
> forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also had an automatic Diary, Explorer and
> Email filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and
> Multi-Whinge. These products have no Help files and I have tried to guess
> what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating
> regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle
> Express which need to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also comes
> with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can?t be turned off.
> Recently I?ve been tempted to install Mistress2010, but there could be
> problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
> detects Mistress2010, it tends to delete all your money before
> uninstalling itself.
>
> Help requested please,
> Regards
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Dear Troubled User,
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade
> from a Girlfriend application to Wife 1.0 thinking that it is just a
> Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATION SYSTEM and
> is designed by its creator to run everything. It is also impossible to
> delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 2.1. It is impossible to
> uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You
> are right that you cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.2 because Wife 1.0 is
> designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under ?Warning �
> Alimony/Child Support?. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on
> improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application
> ?Yes Dear? to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action
> is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because you will ultimately have to
> give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
> Overuse of its support programs will cause the system to launch the
> program NagNag9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve performance
> of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers2.1 and
> Diamonds 5.0.
>
> WARNING!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install
> SecretaryWithShortSkirt3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
> and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
> Best of luck
> Tech Support