Maybe you know me?
A guy goes into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman who looks him with insistence.
He ask her:
"Excuse me, maybe you know me?"
The lady replied:
"I believe you are the father of one of my children."
He thinks for a minute, then the suspect that the child whose she speaks can be the result of the only time he betrayed his wife.
So asks the woman:
"You're the stripper who jumped out of the cake to the party farewell celibacy of my best friend. Five years ago? You know, the one that I ****ed on the table facing the pool, while your girlfriend whipped my buttocks? "
The woman looks at him horrified and indignant replies:
"No, I am the teacher of his son"
He ask her:
"Excuse me, maybe you know me?"
The lady replied:
"I believe you are the father of one of my children."
He thinks for a minute, then the suspect that the child whose she speaks can be the result of the only time he betrayed his wife.
So asks the woman:
"You're the stripper who jumped out of the cake to the party farewell celibacy of my best friend. Five years ago? You know, the one that I ****ed on the table facing the pool, while your girlfriend whipped my buttocks? "
The woman looks at him horrified and indignant replies:
"No, I am the teacher of his son"