AT THE CHECKOUT.

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  • patkins
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 3662

    #1

    AT THE CHECKOUT.

    A lady was stacking her purchases at the checkout for the cashier when a drunk staggers up behind her in the queue.
    `You`re single` he says to the lady.
    She looks at her items of 2 womens magazines, a bottle of red wine,6 eggs, a carton of milk and pack of grated cheese on the belt and wonders how he came to the right conclusion about her based on her shopping.
    `I am single` she says `but how did you know`.
    `Your ugly` he replied.
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